Double-brain

2011-01-16T16:18:00.003+08:00

BLOGGER YOU OLD FART

Go do something to yourself to make me interested in you again. You use to be one of those popular sites where everyone is like BLOG?! ASKLDJIOERHJGF*~link me~* now you're just derpin' around.

Last update: 1/4/11 People reading my blog must've think that i died or something.

2011-01-04T00:11:00.002+08:00

Whatever its 2010

-Kpop Night

-Mnet concert

-Got chased by a dog on christmas

-Wasting my time in school

-Meet dumbass people

-18th!

-Amount of bacon consumed is beyond your imagination

-Using Tumblr. lol

-Pedo fangirl for f(x)

2010-12-23T23:04:00.002+08:00

This is probably the best ~~thai~~ movie I've ever watched.

I stumbled onto this movie on YT a couple of days ago, at first i was like blehhh -___- coz the title wasn't appealing. (DORM?! WTF) Then when i was about to exit from the page i read the comments. All of them were like 'omg this is so good'.

So i was like

Still quite skeptical about it. I spend about 15 mins hovering my mouse over the play button deciding whether to watch it anot.

I was expecting it to be a thai horror but im not dissapointed.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN THIS ANYMORE. I VARY LURB THIS MOOBIE!

What's harry potter, I only know Dorm.

2010-12-15T23:45:00.003+08:00

Birthday message to 28 yr old self. LAWL.

Wassup 28 yr old old bitchhhhh,

Can you see your 18 yr old self, U MUST BE FEELING FUUUU NOW. ZILIAN XMM TTM PREASE.

I really wonder what are you doing with life right now, because here in 2010 i don't even know what i would be doing tmr. (hopefully you started learning how to plan)

I hope you're rich and doing well, and did you manage to get f(x) to your house? YOU BETTER YOU BETTER YOU BETTER get to see those korean babies in person by now.

See you in 10 yrs time.

-18yrold me-

I've been wanting to try this forever. Imagine if i did this 10 yrs ago when i was 8. I probably had a lolzy 18th birthday read the post.

2010-11-28T00:04:00.004+08:00

This is coming from a person who hate cats.

Its not like im a total animal lover like 'OH HAY KITTY SO KAWAII'. But this is friggin' gross and unacceptable please. I don't even want to post the video up to gross everyone out.

Soul crushing depressing i tell you.

This is not the only animal squishing video i have watch. Culprits are all...

~~AH TIONG WOMAN.~~

Not that im dissing them lor, but these people are really the cancer tumor of their kind, thus the stereotype. 6____9

Why don't they ever bake some cakes or watching some kpop videos during their free time?

Videoing yourself SQUISHING little animals very enjoyable meh? You still have to clean up the mess after that.

UGHHHH I don't even know what to say, except...

2010-11-17T23:19:00.002+08:00

Lol no.

coz i don't own a fucking pokeball.

2010-10-31T11:39:00.001+08:00

see more Funny Graphs

2010-10-30T00:52:00.006+08:00

Sup friend,

someone mention you today during skate session and it just triggers my thought, one of those occasions that i would start thinking about you.

Its really funny, it has been ages since we last met, we don't even talk anymore. But strangely enough, I am not even close to forgetting you. You are probably one of the coolest friend i ever had.

You dropped me a message on friendster (lol old school shit, but i was fking young at that time ok) saying we should skate tgt sometime and you left your phone number at the end of it.

It was really comfortable talking to you, I talked to you about meaningless and small things, there wasn't a single awkward moment.

We talked about useless stuff, there was never a real conver, i never really knew what you were doing with your life, but it seems really complicated, either you are use to it or u were really strong.

When I just started skating you would pull me around introducing people at the skatepark to me. I pretty much followed you around and damn you popular fag, you knew almost everyone.

We did shit loadsa nonsense with the others, like a friggin' boss.

It was much later that I found out we go to the same school (lolwhut) but you hardly go to school anyway.

You called me when i got my o lvls results asking how my result was even though i doubt u knew shit about the point system. lol but it was nice.

We gradually drifted apart, no reason, it just happens. I stopped skating after that. (cos i suck at it)

I bought you a x'mas gift few yrs ago, i never had a chance to pass it to you.

I heard from the others, shit hit upon your life, i got bits and pieces of info from the others like lol everyone knew what happen to you (cos you're a popular fag). It must have been really hard. There are times i wish, i was there to help you like a friend. But it was cool , you had others ard to care for you (once again, cos you're a popular fag). And im glad it was over.

The present you got me on my 14th bday is still somewhere in my drawer.

I hope someday we meet again and skate like before.

Except im not that pussy kid who was afraid to try every single trick, and i kinda improve in skateboarding :)

COOLEST FRIEND EVER.

2010-10-18T17:37:00.006+08:00

First day of school...

Obviously im not tuned back to the school mode, look what i did to my notes.

Whats life? How the hell does a krabby patty taste like?

Woke up at 6am today, feeling really sleeply right now. But sleep is for the weak, so no thanks.

2010-10-14T14:35:00.004+08:00

You don't get it...

This glass contain the amount of fuck I'd give to your useless opinions.

I DO WHAT I WANT.

I'll ask for it when i ask for it.

2010-10-06T01:57:00.002+08:00

I need somebodehhh to braids my pubes.

Why is the guy at the other line so calm and stupiak? SOMEDAY I WILL CALL A SALON AND ASK THEM TO SUCK A DIP OR BRAID THE GARDEN DOWNSTAIRS.

2010-09-29T01:25:00.002+08:00

I am here...

becos' tumblr constipating like a mother, someone fix that god damn problem!

And im not logging into facebook because i know too many dumbtards in real life (or on fb). People who update their fb status with profound emo quotes or a songs lyrics, aww don't be sad and cheer the fuck up darling ^^. KINGS AND QUEENS OF DRAMA ARE ON ON FB, SRSLY.

Btw, it takes less effort to post the song up instead of googling the lyrics and ctrl c + ctrl v, it makes you look less annoying too.

Go sing, go dance, go beo mei mei, anything you want, but not rant on fb. Whatever, lame idiots who just want tons of consoling comments.

And all i could see is a thumbnail of someone's profile pic if they add me on fb, my friend puts a picture of a tree as his profile pic.

HAY GUYS, HAY, a tree just added me on facebook.

That is why twitter and tumblr exist as an escape to reality of a world full of stupiak ppl. (and to save blogs from kpop spam) FRIGGIN DRUG TO HEAVEN. Internet people tend to run on a funnier frequency.

This post makes me sound like a brat who can tolerate only a few people. LMAO. WHY AM I LIKE THIS? OTL

p/s Tumblr is still being contispated. ARGHH.

p/s/s This woman at the taxi stand screams like i rape her when i accidentally hit her back with my elbow. FINE GIRL FINE, go back to your bomb shelter so no one can hurt your tofu skin.

p/s/s/s Had to be done :D Friggin' children nowadays!

2010-09-25T20:20:00.000+08:00

I don't know what to do.

Lets see...

How about typing 20 useless things about me. Thats the only thing i can think of right now. orz

I can't cook. AT ALL.
Nowdays i only really talk to 3 or so people on msn. I use to be pretty active on msn.
I want to talk to more, but its a little akward to start.Like im too scared.
I have more guy friends, i get along with them easier

Im really chill with my guy friends. It doesn't bother me even if they walk ard in boxers in front of me.
I find stuff toys a useless piece of junk.
I only get them for people bday present as a last resort.

Twitter is the first browser i open whenever im on the computer.

It will always be on as long as im using the computer.

I read people tumblr and twitter, but i hardly follow, I rather go through the trouble of typing in the url. Coz im a anonymous stalker.

F(x) amber's my bais, but my girl crush's on Krystal.

I use the google toolbar to check my spelling.lmao.

I hardly have any conversation over the phone. THERE ISN'T ANYTHING MUCH TO TALK TO ME ON THE PHONE ANYWAY.
Guys with short hair always look better. ALWAYS. (taemin's an exception)
I was more daring when i was younger. Sucks to be ageing.

My first impression of a person is usually focus on their sense humour.
My kpop bais goes like this... f(x)>shinee>snsd
I cringe everytime someone talks about their future. How about just shut the fuck up and live in the present.
Im doing this because i can't think of anything better to blog about.

I sound calmer online than in real life . I'd go 'OMG OK! YEAH' IRL. Translation when im online : 'o.o ok can.'

I find it a little akward to hang out 1 on 1.

I can't take mushy and cheesy stuff. GROSS PEOPLE, G-R-O-S-S.
Nichkhun's on my wallpaper. :)

OHHH it came out to be 23.

YAY~ now u know 23 useless things about me. Either you are that bored or you are very interested in knowing my life.

2010-09-13T17:23:00.002+08:00

Whatever, its 2012.

Whats life?

2010-09-02T00:10:00.003+08:00

I don't get it...

How can anyone hate on something so precious like Krystal jung?

Enlighten me, if you do.

This girl pounce a like beast.

Abuse her bandmates.

and made her sister go down on her knees.

All these...nth as serious as this

Just GTFO and LEAVE HER ALONE.BUT...

NOOOOO~

Haters needs to keep hating, like how fish needs water.

Whatever, talk to my hand. I love this rude bitch.

Finally,

/loljk

Im a horrible fangirl.

0.-"

2010-08-28T17:39:00.003+08:00

Puberty is beautiful...

cr: ultrajacket.tumblr.com

The difference between the pokemon i was watching and the pokemon my sis is watching now. Ash got a pair of contact lenses and a new cap. What a cool bro.

I wish i still got my pile of pokemon cards with me, this shit never gets old...literally, i haven seen any pokemon die anyway, Ash would send them back in time to their cosy ball when they're bout to lose.

And snorlax still look like a lump of lazy cheezzzburger.lmao.my fav pokemon of all time.

2010-08-16T22:03:00.004+08:00

Nostalgic OM NOM NOM.

The teddy bears that comes in different posture. I use to eat this every recess break when i was in primary school ~~before run off to play 'what is the time now mr. wolf' lol~~ I will eat the teddy in parts, I would bite the hands first then the ears then the body and lastly the head.

WHATTHEHECK..why do i sound like a psycho while typing this?! im a weird kid back then...Surry X.X

whatever. it went into my mouth anyway. OM NOM NOM

Say hello to teddy.

AND THIS IS DA BEST..literally. i prefer the chocolate one though. I remember i will pretend that im smoking when eating this..lol i was a gangsta kid. I freak those adults out everytime i do that.

Im trying to revive my gangter childhood.

hay thar..don't even try to judge me..lulzzz

-.0"

2010-08-03T21:49:00.003+08:00

Hols are coming..

then maybe i will update more often..maybe..just maybe

ok nvm..jussayin'

2010-07-24T12:55:00.005+08:00

Pretty little cakes.

So apparently, these were for my breakfast, but its so pretty i couldn't bear to eat it. So i spent 1/2hr contemplating whether to OM NOM NOM this pretty thing or not.Whatever. I ended up having koko krunch for breakfast instead.

0.-"

2010-07-21T21:00:00.002+08:00

Doodle.

Looking through fanarts, makes me wana doodle.

2010-07-20T21:55:00.003+08:00

32 degrees fahrenhite!

Had awesome shaved-ice for dessert on Sunday.

Chocolate with honey stars! Out of everything, all i could concentrate on was the honey stars.

Zj's order. Green tea with red bean. Im not a fan of both green tea AND red bean, plus it doesn't look good lor! Looks like those dessert which a uncle will order.Either he is an uncle at heart or he order this weird combi. so that no one will fight over it.

-.-

My favouriteeeeeee! Coffee with M&M, we were practically fighting over the M&M chocolates. The joy in eating is when you have to fight for it.lol.

0.-"

2010-07-10T01:46:00.003+08:00

SHINee's coming back..

Screammmm girls...and guys,maybe.lol.

Y'know the only reason why i've got nth to blog about is becoz i tweeted most of them..plus things are really getting a little repetitive..watever..anyway,i always got some kimchi idols to keep me alive..seriously, i've got nth better to talk about. Lets end this akward post.

-END-

0.-"

2010-06-27T19:31:00.003+08:00

THIS.

I have been having this for my meals.

Heck! its disgusting..

I really really really want to have this

this

And this

But i can't...because i have this

Shiok anot?

lol :/

2010-06-25T14:14:00.001+08:00

I was like OMG when i saw this

i do that all the time mannnnn..got busted..LOL!

2010-06-13T21:22:00.005+08:00

Dinner with AUNTIE LUCY ah..

Its the steamboat buffet place where u can JIAK till u burst..

We chose tomyam, chicken and spicy soup for our steamboat! My all time favourite is tomyam..act yi ge SA-WA-TI-KA leh..

Look at those fools.. i must snap those shots very quickly before the food dissapear..all wana chioooongggg...

The servings is damn awesome..they just serve non-stop..they gave us like 2 crabs and we ended up only throwing one of it into the soup..without even eating it lah! we just throw in it to see it turn red -.- and the other one is left uncooked..

And hoho~ CHICKEEENNNN..i like the fact that they serve chickkkkeeennn in a steamboat restraunt..LOL!

Sweet and sour pork! what is all these stuff doing in a steamboat restraunt?! im not complaining though.. :D

And the most epic one is POPIAH..LOL! A plate FULL of fried snacks..and they just keep refilling it when we clear the food..

In the end...we left almost half of the food untouched..its literally JGBB lehh..JIAK GA BA BA (eat till you're full).. All of us start to chiong when the food came at first..and towards the end we were forcing the food to each other..

So much for aunty lucy baybehhh..

-.0"

2010-06-07T16:56:00.000+08:00

It just gets shorter...

My hair.... and my blog post.

-.0"

2010-05-30T22:59:00.001+08:00

Lets admit..

We have a fetish for popping this small bubbles..FUCKYEAHBUBBLEWRAPPER!!! pop pop pop pop

2010-05-24T21:29:00.004+08:00

I remember doing that alot when i was a kid..i still do that though..HAHA!

2010-05-23T20:56:00.004+08:00

FAT CHEEKS.

I feel like a lazy piece of shit when it comes to blogging recently..oh btw..the picture and the title have nothin to do with this post..LOL! i just feel like uploading DUA LIAP cheeks..everytime i see this picture i will unknowingly blow my cheeks up..ok i just did that..

Anyway, i came across this quite sometime ago..

Claire Smedley’s boyfriend nearly died when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex.The mum-of-three, who has 40LL breasts, panicked when she lifted them up to find her lover Steven had stopped breathing.
Claire, 27, boasts the second biggest bust in Britain* with her boobs weighing over a stone each…

Good for her about the enormous boobs part..but whats with the boyfriend/lover part when she is a mom of three..affair exposed..

0.-"

2010-05-11T20:40:00.003+08:00

I think i need plastic sugery on my...

TEETH... *.*

2010-05-01T19:47:00.003+08:00

Who's excited?!

i know you are..

The girls looking mad ridiculous

but

im lovin it :)

2010-04-26T23:22:00.008+08:00

So apparently, novellim is taking part in some FB competition to win $100 for the most 'like' wall post..so far she've got like over a 100 likes..but some posts only have like 2-4 likes..pathetic anot u tell me...

So i randomly went to like other ppl post..i even add on words of encouragement hor...'good luck in winning ^^' sweet anot???

WHY AM I DOING THIS RAHHH...anyhow like other ppl post fer fug..BUT GOOD LUCK IN WINNING K :) 4 likes is almost catching up with novellim and she's leading :D very close JYJY!

She needs to buck up to stand strong against such close competitions..

so ppl join the fb grp and like novellim's post..or u can like her competitors posts too:)

2010-04-26T17:33:00.002+08:00

Hey u rook kawaii !

2010-04-19T19:35:00.002+08:00

CHARIZARD!

It says "if you had it, you ran the fucking school".

Guess who was once TEH BOSS yo!

ok i was 9 ..

o.-"

2010-04-10T17:52:00.010+08:00

HARRO .

To the dozen or so people who are still reading this blog..I think i haven made a proper introduction post since i open this blog.With that being said, i think its time for me to do a proper introduction.

Hello people, i go by the name of Jolyn, 17 going on 18 this year, born and raise in Singapore. Im not exactly a sociable person and im digustingly bad at consoling. Believe me, I've even tried to look up on 'how to talk/console' articles. Nope, it doesn't work, guess that gift is just not in me.

I enjoy skateboarding and dancing but im doing very well in both. lol.

I dislike people who cannot take humor , i canot stand bitching and those don't reply aka reply in a cold manner in whatever medium im communicating with him/her . To add on to my dislike list-Cats,dogs,fur,green peas,brocoli, hair and many more.Sorry i dislike more things and i like. Life sucks. ( i try not to hate :/ )

Dreams? i don't really have any, i don't usually think of things further than 2 days ahead of time. Actually i do have but mostly unrealistic ones.

But honestly i am still hoping for unrealistic dreams come true. Because if i were to lead a boring life and wake up one fine morning in 20 years time, with my kids running around the house and my husband lying beside me. I would be totally like 'FML!'.

I wana tell my grandchildren about how cool and accomplished i am when i was young while im sitting on a rocking chair with little or no teeth left.

I love the whole concept of being random and imagination/asscumptions of those dumb things which would happen. As you can see on this little blogspot of mine, its full of random shit...thats the way of expressing myself.

I live by the quote of 'Don't take yourself too seriously. No one else does.'

About 6 months ago,i got myself into deep trouble with Kpop. I ~~was~~ still am addicted to it. I think kpop should be ranked under the top 10 best inventions in the world. Just right below the internet and computer (on par,maybe). I love SNSD,SHINee and my bias of the kpop world would definitely be f(x), you can spot me floating around their forums most of the time.

Totally ~~creamin'~~ screamin' over these girls.

Thats about it. Oh, must i mention that i had 3 1/2 slices of chocolate cake just now?

End.

2010-03-31T22:22:00.005+08:00

What's with kids nowadays?

Came across this new japan girlgroup, underage girlgroup to be exact. To think f(x) is already super young. This group totally PAWN...their members age range from only 10-13! RIDICULOUS ANOT~they are like babies neh..

I pretty much went like this when heard about them...

im not into the whole Jpop thing, but japan girl groups always make me LOL..before that there's this girl group which consist of like 48 members! 48 LEH! its like more than a class of students! How to dance on stage?! or are they planning to form an orchestra girlband or what..

And now this underage girlband. Debuting at 10 GASPSSSS! At 10, i probably spend most of the time fighting over the Gameboy with my sister and squatting in front of the TV giggling over F4..WHAT THE HECK?!
yes...i like f4 when i 10..=.=

NA! LIU XIN YU FOR YOU LA!

ok back to the babies..glad they actually sound nice..not squeaking in high pitch voice like a normal 10 year old kid..BUT GAHHH..WHO THE HELL IS THEIR TARGET AUDIENCE?!! Its so illegal to like them...

2010-03-22T01:30:00.003+08:00

32 is GOOD~

White guys checking snsd out..and they are totally into hyoyeon..LOL @ how they would identify the girls with the numbers on the shirt..

THROUGHOUT THE VIDEO THEY JUST KEPT GOING:

'look at those hips'

'thirrrteee-twoo is gooood'

'thirty-two!thirty-two!'

Hello miss 32!

Americans boys lurbes her lots lots..don't they?

2010-03-21T20:01:00.002+08:00

Brainy repost #2

8/25/09

SNSD DANCE COPY CHINESE FOLK SONG..LOL!!!!!!

ZOMG...exactly the same..why arrrrr.. aww sad for SNSD lovers their dance are like exactly the same as some girls u see in the 1980s with their samurai hair, which they tie it so tightly that their eyes go upwards..burst your bubbles for SNSD anot? COPY CAT LEH...chinese folk song nicer..LOL!!! NICER RIGHT ANOT?????

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Hahs?! can't believe that i typed this post 7 months ago..and here i am spazzing over those 9 gorgeous + listening to their new song...

nais huan for jolyn..even naiser for ass ann ass dee...

2010-03-10T23:27:00.002+08:00

In case if you are wondering...

I'm still alive... :0

0.-"

2010-02-23T22:56:00.006+08:00

School uniforms

I find it funny how schools start to flaunt how many awards they won over the years or how many top students they produced to attract freshmen into joining the school- like as if the students care *rolls eyes*!

I would have bet that a nice school uniform works more than anything else, yes,
superficial homosapiens. Just look at the uniforms the korean high schoolers are wearing:

I didn't rip this picture off some korean drama series, these are uniforms from real schools.

OUCH!After wearing school uniforms for the past 10 years, you mean these uniforms which only appears in the 'Boys over flowers' idol drama actually existed?!

Yes..all over korea -.-"

And here we are trying our best to alter our school uniform, folding our skirts, loosening our school ties, breaking all the uniform rules,desperately trying to look a tad bit better. The only reason why students doesn't obey the uniform rules is because it doesn't look good wearing those ugly uniforms.

Who would want to break all those rules when your uniform looks like this:

Or this:

If I had a school uniform like this.I would wake up promptly every morning, without throwing my alarm against the wall, without complaining, without whining, without cursing. Open my cupboard and change into my neatly iron school uniform, and happily leave for school.

Lets be realistic and admit that we would most probably faint on our way to school while wearing those heavy coats, so our uniform should so totally look like this...

Korean high schoolers Summer wear:

Its just plain embarrassing for students to go out after school in their uniforms. Roaming around the streets of bugis or Orchard trying to act chio/cool in their school uniforms, not matter how good looking you are, it just can't reveal when you are in the school uniform.

Even their P.E attire looks great!

Can't believe I have been running around the school in that ugly red shorts and colour differeniated tops for 4 years. WHAT THE HECK?! I would have attended every single P.E lesson just for the sake of the uniforms.

Guess what they have on the first day of school?

Nicely laid red carpets awaiting for the freshmen to walk through it!

They actually walked on red carpets with the whole school welcoming them on their first day of school. Wish you studied there eh?

Oh..if my memory doesn't fails me, i vaguely remember me doing this on my first day of secondary school :

'1D bomb, 1D bomb, 1D bomb to 1A/B/C bomb!' or

'Bedok North OIE~' 'SUP SUP OIE~'

Bet they are still doing this for this/next/the year after next/10years after the year after next batch of freshmen. Naise~

Even in poly, I started out my first day sliding on benches playing sisscors, paper, stone -.-! Naiser~

Whats more, they have cute models for their uniforms and all with have is the one at the back of your student handbook, a student role model showing you the appropriated way of wearing the school uniform.

Arms by the side, hair tied, shirt tucked, socks pulled. ok noted~

p/s I can still remember rule number 19 of the student handbook. Strictly NO coloured bra allowed. LOL~

-.0"

2010-02-15T02:18:00.005+08:00

Gong xi huat cai !

So have you all huat huat huat with your ang bao money??

gahhh cny songs gives me headache! I don't even have to mood to dress up properly this year, just anyhow grab a t-shirt and jeans.

ok im gonna end here..im getting more and more lazy to update leh...my brain is working slower than i am expecting it to...

-.0"

2010-02-08T21:19:00.008+08:00

SHINee...again

Cr: novelim.blogspot.com

Edited by: double-brain

HAHS...how i never sick of doing these stuff and i am doing it while doing my news writing CA3

I guess we all get distracted along the way eh? Lets see i have written like 163 words...kk back to doing my CA..

-.0"

2010-02-02T23:44:00.002+08:00

SHINee @ Singapore II

2010-02-02T01:35:00.005+08:00

SHINee @ Singapore

2010-01-30T01:50:00.005+08:00

I wish i am 15 when i was 12

Wish i am 17 when i was 15...

And when im turning 18 this year, i wish that i am only 12..so that can celebrate yang chewren day neh..HAISH TIME TO TAKE CPF

FUG OR FUGGER...-.0"

2010-01-25T23:31:00.007+08:00

Ready for some kpop syndrome?

This whole post will be about me going after those korean hotstuffs. I got no idea whats with the sudden craze. But again..must i have a reason to oggle at hotstuff?

GEEZZZ FANGIRL MUCH???

Maybe i should stop being such a fangirl and end this post here. Bye.

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or maybeeee nooot....

Because SHINee is coming to town :D

And stop pronouncing it as 'shin yee' lol! Its 'shiny' leh -.-"

Going for their Lot 1 autograph session on Sunday...Who's going? please don't lor...U BETTER DON'T HOR..because its limited to 1000...I will squash you and 'kiap' you under my arms...

I didn't really follow up with Shinee when they first came out, I wasn't into kpop back then. The first thing which caught my attention when they came out with their debut is their super awesome dance.

Dance ver. of their debut MV.

Frking awesome! I have the full version of Music video in my ipod. When i first saw this MV, i was like 'nice dance! BUT..WTF is wrong with their hair?!' LOL! nahs..i think they were going for the more innocent 'boy boy' look back then.

Then these boys came back with 'Ring Ding Dong' last year, and hohoho guess what it made me gah gah gah gah...because on top of their nice dance (like they always had *rolls eyes*) They had nice hair! This is so worth being OMG over them.

Ring Ding Dong MV

ringggg dinggg dooong ring ding dongg...AGAIN..i have this in my ipod..i watch it till i can memorize the dance steps...

SHINee have nice dance..but guess who got CHIO face?

SNSD lor..

HOT ANOT?! and stop convincing me they are plastic..please let me live in denial ok..no i shouldn't put it that way..because they are not...

anyway i can't decide the ranking of the members...my Lumber huan favourite is like a tie between jessica(blonde) yoona(middle) and yuri(2nd right from last row)...

Who can resist their gee gee gee gee baby baby baby baby...PLUS their dance is nice too :D

Gee- dance ver.

BUT!!! snsd is not the best leh...BECAUSE

MY F(x) BAYBEHHH OWNS :DDD

They are juniors of shinee and snsd...I have no idea why i started liking them..like i said...MUST I HAVE A REASON...they are just plain awesome :)

f(x) chu~

2010-01-16T22:46:00.003+08:00

Brainy re post #1

Looking back at previous post, many of them make me EL OH EL...so i decided to repost some of it, just in case u missed it, if u have read it before then take it as reminiscing session la hor..

One of my fav. post is the one which novel did here on 'celebrities gone wtf' . This was about a year ago when we were still in MI.
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HEY YA'LL.

It's Novel posting for teh fag.
Let me start the post with this..

(MI sch song taken out by jolyn, nonsense novellim)-edited part-

This is specially dedicated to Jolyn cause she skipped the sports fiesta at school today.
TOO BAD. YOU CAN'T SING THE SCHOOL SONG YOU FOOL.

Now on to my actual post.

Celebrities gone WTF.

We all have this perception that most celebrities are really chio and hawt right.
Well, most people do.
If you don't, then TOO BAD.
I mean..
If I could be really chio and hawt, I would do anything to maintain that.
But ya, TOO BAD FOR ME.

So I was talking to Darren on MSN today when he mentioned that a certain actress was super hot.
She was none other then Jennifer Love Hewitt.I was like, okay, yeah she's hot and stuff.
BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! (Must pronounce the 'T' like Valencia & Mr Lau *Inside joke*)
When I was webhopping after that.
GUESS WHAT!

*GASPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

WHAT'S WITH THE JIGGLY THIGHS?!

That's not all man..

Oh boy. Lindsay Lohan, sometimes being thin is not exactly pretty either. She is even skinner then Liang Zi. OMG. Plus plus her boobs like, emphasizes her super thin frame. It's like, super flat and rod thin.. Then out of nowhere.. 2 HUGE LUMPS..

Ahh.. Katie Holmes looks so.. FRAGILE & vulnerable.. & super unglam. It's like you'll poke her and she'll crumble.

Before - Nice ass
After - Nice FAT ass, hor Jessica Simpsons hor?

Amy Winehouse.. What's with the face!!!?! She looks constipated though..

PAMMMMMMMMMMMMY.. Ahh. I think this is just the case of putting on make up & no make up.. I think. BUT BIG DIFFERENCE RIGHTXZSXZS?! Chio.. & malnutrition.

Zomg. What a bad case of cellulite Misha Barton has. SOMEONE POKE THAT THING ALREADY.

Not only do the babes have cases like this..
Guys don't escape the wrath of burgers, dope, drugs and stuff.

Joaquin Phoenix

Russell Crowe

Vince Vaughn

Tmd, actually there's somemore. But blogger is so dumb. Soo I shall end this very abrutly.

See ah..

See ahhhhhhh!

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Today there was school

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But Jolyn didn't come.

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So you know what?

Bye.

Pics by The superficial.

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Nice huan novellim...can be xiaxue la hor..velxue can anot? or u want xiavel?

2010-01-14T16:44:00.001+08:00

Just realise that...

I haven been updating for quite sometime o_-"

2010-01-06T16:27:00.003+08:00

Something to share...

i love this so much and have to blog about it

No one lives forever. In fact, quite the opposite. Our generation is expected to die before our parents. It’s so hard to break the boundaries that society have put on us, but you have to. I know it’s hard to not be scared about the future, you think you have to work non-stop so you can live when you’re older. But fuck it. Your teenage years will be the best years of your life. So go live them. Roadtrips, making friends, fucking girls, whatever. Just go do it. Don’t waste your time now for the future, because it may never happen, you may be killed tomorrow. I’m never going to live my life in the conventional form that is birth, school, college, work, marriage, the grave. Fuck that. That is what “This Is What The Edge Of Your Seat Was Made For” is about. “Let’s not change the subject - let’s go chase the sunset, bring me the horizon,” meaning, stop putting off shit, get off the computer, and go make an unforgettable moment happen with your friends. Go get that feeling like when you’re in a different country and the air is warm and you feel so different.
-Oliver sykes

OMGWTFBBQ THIS IS SIBEI TRUE..

True anoooot...

True la....

2010-01-03T00:38:00.012+08:00

My 2009

I have been complaining how fast 2009 passed. I didn't even notice until it the year was coming to the end of december. HAISH..SO FAST FER FUGGG..

Anyhow..LETS ROOK BACK into moi '09:

12/1/09

Got my o lvl results..not exactly what i wanted..but i guess it wasn't too bad either..so i got into a poly..

(Someday)/2/09 ~ (someday)/4/09

While waiting for poly admission..Teh fags totally tempt. me into going MI..so i went to appeal into MI before poly starts..and getting into MI is so freaking fun..because i went to school to play and laugh at the teachers everyday..

From hiding inside shawn's car during pe lessons to sneaking out of school for mac breakfast to all the pranking..everyday's so sexciting..

BUT still..after all the fun..DANGGGGG...the real school time finally arrived..and of course after all the fun u had..how can i adapt to the offical school..YOU TELL ME HOW..YOU TELL ME..YOU TELL ME...

16/4/09

I was super reluctant to go to school..whats more on the first day of school..i spend 1/2 an hr walking around sp finding for the orentation location..i even brought a freaking sp map along..but i still got lost leh..LOL!

Yadah yadahhh...so life goes on..and i find myself taking more pictures than ever in poly class..

i've got like tons of emails from FB notification telling me that i was tagged in a photo everyday.. sibei camwhore beeetcheees lehh...

23/9/09

The silliest thing we could do..stuff ourself with marshmallows..on our chubby bunny video

lets skip the parts in between..its all in the blog

OH!..Lets not skip the random hanging out with these guys in between the year :D

fastforwarrrrrddddddd>>>>>>

14/12/09

17th birthday @ wavehouse

o.o Shiny party hat :)

Sophia, haziq, me and charles going home after the party..

I spend my new year with those fools who couldn't find the right timing to countdown and make me spend 20cents on the local time 1711 call shitzzz..and we didn't even hear the timing and before we knew it we heard the fireworks..LOL!

Waste my 20cents la hor...anyhow countdown la hor..happy new year la hor

p.s i am frking tired while typing this post..BUT last day of school holidays CANOT SLEEP YOU KNOWWW...must RENNN!!!

2009-12-31T18:09:00.005+08:00

Don't worry kids...

Its not turning into a advertising blog.. i'll update with a decent post soon *grins*

I’m tired; I don’t want to fight this any longer

Thanks, but I think it’s too late for me.

2009-12-29T20:27:00.008+08:00

Wassup specky!

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Are you contstantly annoyed by those heavy spectacles on the bridge of your nose??

Can't live without specs???

OH NAWWWW~~TIME TO SAY BYE TO YOUR SPECS LA...

nope..im not talking about contact lenses here..something even better than that..contact lense is soooo 'OUCHHH' sticking your finger into your eyeballs..omgggg...

here comes LASIK!!

Eye surgery in which the surface of the cornea is reshaped using a laser, performed to correct certain refractive disorders, such as myopia.

So whats the first thing which came up to your mind when i mention lasik?

'no thanks, i rather stick my finger into my eyeballs eveyday' *fake smile* o.o

Because its hurts

Because its scary

Because its dangerous...

sheesh..don't be a kuku la..

let me tell u some facts about it k :)

*Lasik is the most often performed surgery in the US
*Lasik vision recovery can be as little as a few hours, but most see well in about a day or two.
*Lasik normally has no pain

and on top of all these...Lasik can reduce or eliminate the need for glasses or contact lenses..YAY!!!

Both my mom n dad when through lasik..and both of them have perfect eyesight now!

But still..its your eye we are talking about..soooo..of course must find a reliable doctor to deal with it laaa...how can you possibly trust some ulu (deserted) clinic to do it right?

Stahl Eye Center has been serving patients for more than 35 years.

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Doctor information is available here

For more information don't call my handphone hor..

Visit Stahl Eye Center :D

2009-12-23T13:41:00.008+08:00

Calling out to all anime freaks!

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Whats your favourite anime?

Is it the anime on the journey on how the elric brothers go on a search for the magical artefact to restore their bodies after a fail alchemy experiment to revive their mother?

The anime on the romance of a half demon and a modern school girl as they went on a seek for the jewel of four souls which all demons and villain would try to possess it.

Maybe it could be

The anime which shows how a 15 year old orange hair boy ,who is able to see spirits, save the world when evil consipracy threaten to destroy it.

The anime showing Sho Yamato and his fifth grade friends cycling through an adventurous journey by racing through vocalnoes , ghost town and deserts!

Make a guess on which anime they are..

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The first one is FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST , 2nd is INUYASHA , 3rd belongs to BLEACH and the last one is IDATEN JUMP!

Have you got it right?

Good if u have! because the web which im gonna introduce today would be the place just for you..

Even better if u don't know the answers! because this web allows u to watch anime online and know more about anime

If im gonna introduce this web to my sister she would probably go crazy...she's a hardcore anime freak btw

http://www.animax-asia.com

A place where you can watch almost all the anime shows avaliable, popular ones such as bleach anime are also avaliable up there. You don't have to be a otaku or an anime addict to watch all these..because sometimes i watch anime too lor..and whats my favourite anime??

it gotta be INUYASAH :)

so visit http://www.animax-asia.com/ to watch animes!! Watch wipeout tv shows at there too..

hey! wait a minute..isn't that a photo of inuyasha and i fighting a villian??

HAHAHA..siao

2009-12-20T18:13:00.005+08:00

17th!

booo...i am frking 17!

I think having your bday at the end of the year makes you grow older faster..becoz i just celebrated my 17th a week ago and technically im gonna be 18 in 2010 which is coming in 2 weeks time.. 0.0

anyhowww..THANK YOU ALL for the bday wishes and prezzies! i really like those presents..i didn't say this to make u all happy lor..i really think all of them all very awesome..and many of them doesn't come cheap..BIG THANK U :D

here are those awesome stuff:

Shirt from Shahirah..it was super nicely wrap i couldn't even bear to untie the ribbon of the the present..

And it came with a 'hey beetcheeessss' note..

Thank lots bitchhhhh :)

NUM Bag frm classmates!

I know this doesn't come cheap..because you all forgot to throw away the receipt purposly wana show me the price isit..HAHHAHAHA...thank you 02 for spending on this :)

Huge lolli from firah..

Had a sweet time licking it..LOL!

thanks firah!

T-shirt from steven

Nice huan...Thank you steven

Ripcurl wallet from haziq
THANK YOU HAZIQ~ hope u like my present too..

Wallet from charles!

Super niceeee..thank you Charles :D

Cotton pet from imran

For a moment i thought he gave me 2 baos..LOL!! thanks imran!

Awesome skate shoes from those 8 awesome ppl!

I was thinking of changing my skate shoes since mine is like on the verge of dying..and they actually got me a VANS skate shoes.. i can't bear to wear this shoe to skate ..coz skating wear n tear shoes frking easily!! THANK YOU those 8 awesome bunch of peeps!

Thats all peepur!

2009-12-13T02:26:00.008+08:00

Why do I want a Garmin-Asus M20?

Reason #1

-I keep getting lost..even in Singapore!

And even with a map...

I can't freaking read a map!!

Ahh..that is why i want a M20 because there's a voice prompted, turn-by-turn directions system that speak street names..

in this case...it would difficult for me to get lost!

Reason #2

- Why is jeans pocket always so tight ??

So difficult for me to take things out of my pocket!! I need a sleek mobile handset which can easily fit into the pocket of my jeans

Ahhh..that is why i need a highly pocketable

M20!

Reason #3

-Desktop web experience with full HTML browser

*danggg* This made my current phone die of shame...SHAME ON YOU PHONEEEE

Ahh..thats is why i want a M20

Reason #4

-My phone just went haywire this morning -.-

That is why.. i want a M20 :D

Reason #5